Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
two words: eviction party
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I fill condoms, not promises.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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