OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
