Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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