: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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