I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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