Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
be right there i have to get my cape
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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