Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
