jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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