how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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