I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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