Pappa wants mamma naked
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
