Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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