Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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