if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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