we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
