yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
birth control should be required to get into college
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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