i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
