Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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