end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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