I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
