god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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