i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
