what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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