The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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