my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
