I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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