hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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