I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
