brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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