...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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