Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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