what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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