I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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