wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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