why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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