So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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