I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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