wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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