My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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