I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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