I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My dick has a subreddit
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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