no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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