I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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