you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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