I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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