I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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