I looked at my own cervix.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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