smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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