I am puke
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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