Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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