i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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